instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
taking a shower is like going through being a newborn again
first you’re in the shower you might not know why but fuck it’s warm and wet and comfortable you don’t wanna get out
when you finally do come out you’re cold, wet, and irritable and wrapped in many towels to dry off the placenta of shower water and suave
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA